The Great American Bash Predictions

WWE Champion John Cena vs. Bobby Lashley
I think this match will be the biggest disappointment at The Great American Bash because of how much it is being hyped. I think it will be a good match, but I doubt it will be "epic".
My Prediction: John Cena will still be the champ.

World Heavyweight Champion The Great Khali vs. Batista vs. Kane
Possibly a good match. I have a feeling though that Batista and Kane are gonna knock The Great Khali out of the ring (near the end of the match) and then Kane will deliver a choke slam on Batista to win it.
My Prediction: Kane wins it with a choke slam on Batista.
Explanation of my Prediction: The Great Khali and Batista were going to have a feud right? Right. So why not just add gas to the fire? If it were Batista's fault The Great Khali lost his belt, that would be good grounds for a feud. So I predict this match leads to The Great Khali vs. Batista in a non-title match at Summer Slam.

ECW World Champion John Morrison vs. CM Punk
Well, I originally thought that CM Punk was going to win this match. But with Johnny Nitro becoming John Morrison I think it could go his way. I do however think that this feud is going to have to be a long one. Otherwise what are we going to see? Not much at ECW.
My Prediction: CM Punk wins with a GTS out of nowhere.

Intercontinental Champion Umaga vs. Jeff Hardy
Last time these two went off, it was a squash match in Umaga's favor. For me it's hard to see Jeff Hardy winning this match. However, it is also very hard for me to see Umaga in a match against the Jackass crew at Summerslam.
My Prediction: Jeff Hardy beats Umaga the same way he beat Shelton Benjamin to get into this match. Mostly because I cannot imagine Umaga holding the belt after a match against the Jackass crew.

Women's Champion Candice Michelle vs. Melina
Not to be mean to Candice... but she's no more exciting to watch then any other women wrestler on either roster.
My Prediction: Melina wins, and later has another feud with Mickie James.

Dusty Rhodes vs. Randy Orton (Texas Bull Rope Match)
Unless Cody Rhodes cheats for his dad (unlikely) this shouldn't be too interesting of a match.
My Prediction: Randy Orton wins with a RKO.

United States Champion MVP vs. Matt Hardy
I really hope Matt Hardy wins this, maybe then we won't have to listen to MVP talk...
My Prediction: Matt Hardy wins the United States Championship with a twist of fate.

Cruiserweight Open
My Prediction: I can only assume that Chavo will hold on.

Sandman vs. Carlito in a Singapore Cane Match
This should be a fun match. I think that Sandman (although very old) is starting to grow on me. I can't imagine Carlito winning this match though. Partially because I've never seen him hold a weapon before, and partially because word is that Vince likes Sandman's gimmick.
My Prediction: Sandman wins and beats the snot out of Carlito.

ECW was So-So

That's right. ECW, was no more than So-So. It was so So-So that I'm not even going to write more than a paragraph about it. Although I will say that Tommy Dreamer, gets hurt a lot. And Nitro's name change, would be cool if he still didn't look like an idiot.

I warned you people!

I warned you people (not that anybody is reading)! Edge is apparently injured severely enough, that he's going to loose the title tonight on SD!

This sucks. Edge is a great heel.

My guess (I'm guessing tonight so no one can say I read the spoilers; not that anybody is actually reading this) is that Mark Henry wins it. After all he's King of the Jungle.

Also rumored is that Batista, or Khali could win it.

Raw was Good

Raw was good. It didn't seem to get much of a reaction from the fans, but it was. It was good.

The way Raw started off was fun, but at the same time very mean. They taunted us with the return of The Game, and that was mean. Very mean. King Booker was boring as ever, but it was OK, because a battle of the kings will be kind of cool.

What I hope to see is a Battle for the Crown math, or something like that. Where the winner could keep "King" in their name. Could this possibly be the WWE getting rid of a King Booker's bad gimmick? I could only hope.

Then Jeff Hardy, to the fans pleasing, won the #1 contender match for the Intercontinental Championship. He won it in a good match, so I won't dock points there. But if I recall, Umaga won the Intercontinental Championship from Jeff Hardy in a sort of squash match, didn't he? So the math at the Great American Bash may be boring.

Snitsky beat Val Venis... Snitsky shouldn't be allowed on TV...

Randy Orton beat Cody Rhodes, which probably is just setting up for a Randy Orton with at the Great American Bash. If Orton wins, which he will no doubt, I don't think they should make it a squash match. Maybe have Orton win on a low blow or something else cheap. That way Dream can keep his dignity.

Melina beat Mickie James. It was a decent womens match, not much else to say other than the crowd doesn't seem too fond of Candice.

Sandman beat Carlito. I don't like the Sandman. I think his gimmick is dull. But I did like this match. It ended with William Regal attacking the Sandman during the match. Soon after, Hacksaw came down with a two by four to assist the Sandman. I think may be a decent tag team match. Although I do have to say that I would be cheering for Carlito and Regal. Partly the accents, partly their behavior, but mostly the left handed thing they both have.

Also, we sure did see a lot of William Regal Monday.

Kennedy beat Super Crazy, it was awesome. Especially that suplex. Other then that, not much to say.

WWE didn't ask me, but I'm picking John Cena to win. If they didn't make him loose it to Khali, they aren't going to make him loose it to Lashley.

Edge is Injured...

http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/1/2/wwenews/top_wwe_superstar_injured_this_past_week.php

Last Friday on Smack Down! the Rated-R Superstar Edge was injured during his Mardi Gras celebration. I told you nothing good comes out of Mardi Gras. As of now, nothing else is known, but he is telling people that the injury is not serious.

So what if he's lying? What if this is like the Undertaker? What if he has to stop wrestling immediately to take some time to recover? Will he have to loose it to Kane now? Before the Great American Bash? Or would he just put up a bad fight and be completely dominated at the Great American Bash? We'll see.