Quick Thoughts on Mr. Kennedy/John Cena

I am now under the belief that Mr. Kennedy is in someway cursed...


If you recall, it was Mr. Kennedy vs Bobby Lashley. It may have been the start of a short feud or something. Mr. Kennedy ended up getting the clean win, which I recall was a bit unexpected. I seem to recall Bobby Lashley being semi-unstoppable at the time, unless of course your name is John Cena. Anyways, in the match-up, Bobby Lashley ended up getting a pretty severe shoulder injury. He's out for however many months, at this time I do not recall. Anyways, even though I have never been a fan of Bobby Lashley, and probably won't ever, he's injury was still a big loss. Hopefully it gave him some time to think about what he makes me watch.



Now, last Monday. It was Mr. Kennedy vs John Cena. Kennedy seemed to dominate most of the match. It seemed to me that what they were going for was to make it look like John Cena got lucky with the submission late in the match, if they were, it sucked. Anyways, but in case you haven't heard, John Cena's out. He will more then likely miss Wrestlemania 24. Let us take 12 seconds in silent celebration now knowing we won't have to watch John Cena win for quite some time. 1... 2... 3... 4.. 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10... 11... 12... Ah... Now don't get me wrong. It isn't that I'm cheering for his injury. It's just that, like Lashley, I feel he was being used in the wrong role. In fact, he was being used in the wrong role. Just ask anyone. But I'm getting off-topic. The point is that Cena was hurt in a match against Kennedy.

That's all I have to say. I will let you make the (now) informed decision.

Ladder Match Month Day 4: Money in the Bank 2007 (WM 22)

Who is Mr McMahon's Illegitimate Child Pt. 2

That's right! I said it! Part 2. Who is Mr. McMahon's illegitimate child?

Well, in case you have not heard the huge updates, Mr. Kennedy is NOT Mr. McMahon's Bastard Son! Isn't that fun? Especially when it is in bold. Let me rephrase that in bold again. Mr. McMahon's son is NOT Mr. Kennedy! See... Fun! This is all because Mr. Kennedy got suspended. So his whole deal as Mr. McMahon's son got dropped.

So we now need a whole new list of suspects. I'm not going to waste any energy saying it might be someone from Smackdown or ECW so here we go.

Triple H? Nah, probably not. That would imply that Stephanie McMahon's child was the result of incest, or is it step-incest, and I don't think that the WWE would want to go down that path, especially with all the bad press they are getting.

Shane McMahon? OK, so I am wasting energy being stupid, but so is the WWE... most of the time. Just play along for a second. We find out that Shane McMahon is adopted, but we also find out that the father is Vince McMahon. Eh, I'm mostly just writing this to make this article look longer then it really is.

Randy Orton? The Legend Killer? Legend Killer McMahon? Could it be? Is it possible? Am I asking to many questions? This one makes sense. Except if this happened, they would have to involve Cowboy Bob Orton. Who was released in 2006. If they went this way, and didn't use Cowboy Bob Orton it would be a mistake.

John Cena? His father is already involved in the storyline. It would be kind of neat. Except, that would mean even more John Cena, and we can't have that.

Jeff Hardy? At this point I am just naming names, but this isn't 100% crap. Mostly just around 83% crap.

Shawn Michaels? Well, this isn't going to happen, but I bet once the WWE decided not to let Mr. Kennedy be Mr. McMahon's father this name came up. The Undertaker didn't return at SummerSlam because the WWE currently wants to present the image of having an easy schedule. But recently HBK was apparently asked to come back a little early. Interesting.

Chris Jericho? Again with me naming names. This could be why the WWE has been talking to his agent though.

Shelton Benjamin? Let's hope not. Although still, perfectly possible.

(Let me pretend that this superstar can be on any brand for a moment or 2)

MVP? I think this is the only one on Smackdown it could possibly be.

Elijah Burke? Possible... not probable.

Alright, my guess is... ugh... John Cena... of course. If this happens, Cena will have to make a heel turn, or else it will make no sense.

Huge Mr. Kennedy Update (and other Updates as well)

OK, this is a bit of a spoiler, so if you are against these then shield your eyes.

Tonights RAW was recorded last night. During the show Mr. Kennedy came out and said that he is Mr. McMahon's child. Now as you all know, that is true. Mr. Kennedy is going to be Mr. McMahon's child. Or is he? Later on a lawyer, who apparently did a horrible job, came out and said DNA tests prove that Mr. Kennedy is not Mr. McMahon's child.

A few things on this. One. Blood Tests Don't Lie! There, I said it. Now there is no way in hell they can turn Mr. Kennedy into Mr. McMahon's bastard son. Two. This is all because Mr. Kennedy is getting suspended. Ha! Sucks for Kennedy! Actually, it really does. First he was going to win the World Heavyweight Championship, but that got scratched. Now this? Too bad. and Three. I just have to put this in bold. Mr. Kennedy is NOT Mr. McMahon's illegitimate child!! Moving on.

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They (the WWE) is currently considering revealing that Triple H is Stephanie McMahon's husband. This is something I think they should do. It would be classic. Right after Triple H messes with Mr. McMahon. Mr. McMahon storms off, but before Mr. McMahon can make it back stage Triple H says to him... "By the way Vince, I married your daughter again" in his mockingly satirical voice.

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Mark Henry signed a new contract with the WWE. Originally everyone thought he was going to retire so this is news.

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Shawn Michaels (HBK) is against coming back early.

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Chris Jericho may be returning. Jericho's agent realizes that with the WWE roster thinning out, Jericho has a huge leverage advantage.

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The reason Cryme Tyme was fired is quite hilarious. See, backstage a lot of heat has been developing between Cade/Murdoch and Cryme Tyme. See Cade and Murdoch pulled a rib on Cryme Tyme so that when JTG got knocked out of the ring, he got counted out. However, that wasn't supposed to happen. JTG was supposed to get in the ring just before being counted out, but the official counted quickly and they were counted out. Cryme Tyme was surprised, but kept character and delivered their finisher to the official, then sold his belt. The problem was, that even though the official was wearing protection, he wasn't expecting the G9, so Cryme Tymer are the real-life bad guys. That is apparently why they were released.

That's right. Cryme Tyme was fired for not hurting someone. You know, if they would of just done steroids they could have kept their jobs

WWE Suspends 11 Superstars... Big Superstars

OK so apparently these people are suspended for getting internet prescriptions.

Here is their official statement regarding it.

STAMFORD, Conn., August 30, 2007 - Based on independent information received from investigators from the Albany County, NY D.A.’s office, WWE has today, under the penalty provisions of its wellness policy, issued suspension notices to 10 of its performers for violations. It has been WWE’s practice not to release the names of those who have been suspended, but notice has been sent to all WWE performers that names of anyone who is suspended under the Wellness Policy as of November 1 will be made public.

So who are these superstars? The list will make your jaw drop. For dramatic effect, I will start small, and end large.

• Mike "Simon Dean" Bucci, Currently a WWE office worker.
• Gregory Helms, Not currently wrestling.
• Edge, Not currently wrestling.
• Charlie Haas, here we start to get bigger. Just wait for the next name.
• Santino Marella, no big deal, but wait for this next one.
• William Regal, wait for it.
• King Booker, not that we enjoyed him, it is still a big blow.
• Chavo Guerrero, this is intersting.
• John Morrison, crap.
• Mr. Kennedy, just a week or so after saying the wellness program made him go off steroids. To be fair, I haven't read that they have been suspended for steroid use, just getting internet prescriptions.
• Randy Orton, are you serious?

Yea, this wasn't any 11 superstars getting suspended. This was any 5 superstars plus 6 top superstars getting suspended.

I don't know how long they are suspended, or if they are all suspended at the same time. But this is 6 RAW Superstars. The ECW Champion. And a top SmackDown star, who was just at SummerSlam.

Who does this leave on RAW? John Cena.. Triple H.. Umaga.. Then who? Jeff Hardy.. Carlito.. I am predicting a lot of Diva action next week on RAW.

***UPDATE***

ADD TO THE LIST FUNKAI, CHRIS MASTERS, AND BATISTA

SummerSlam 2007: Mr. Kennedy vs Umaga vs Carltio for the IC Championship Video

Since the WWE has been claiming rights on all the videos being posted on YouTube, I went elsewhere.

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RAW Thoughts

Best Match: Carlito vs. Mr. Kennedy
Worst Match: John Cena vs. Snitsky
Best Non-Wrestling Moment: Carlito's Cabana
Rating (out of 8): 7.109

The Good

1. Opening Segment
   
   Great opening segment. It showed the clip from Saturday Night's Main Event where Randy Orton RKO'd John Cena through the chair. An awesome moment. The crowd didn't get behind Orton though like they had recently. He did however get a pop when mentioning historical events in wrestling such as the Montreal Screwjob. They should continue to do this.
   
   Even with the opening segment being very good, John Cena is still very dull. Also, is the illegitimate child angle turning Shane McMahon into a face? It seemed like it tonight.
2. Taz and JR teaming up.
3. Melina and Beth Pheonix vs. Candice Michelle and Mickie James
   
   This was probably the best womens match in a long time. It was short, but sweet. I would like to point out 3 things though. 1, Candice Michelle's music is now techno. 2, Mickie James was sporting a (completely) different new look. 3, Jim Ross made a cheese joke.
   
   In this short but sweet match, Candice Michelle preformed as well as she has in a long time (Could it be because of the Techno?). I was originally disapointed when this match started it looked to be another Team Candice vs Team Melina (they could sell T-Shirts just like Team Aniston vs. Team Jolie), but I was glad to see the ending of this match. Where Mickie James attacked Candice Michelle, and Beth Pheonix attacked Melina. Finally Team Candice and Team Melina, are broken up. (The end of 2 eras?... Nah!)
4. Cody Rhodes vs Shelton Benjamin
   
   This was much improved from last weeks Cody Rhodes vs. Charlie Haas. Very good.
5. London and Kendrick vs. Cade and Murdoch
   
   Good tag team match. Interesting ending, but good match. This is a good angle as long as they continue the Cryme Tyme vs. Cade and Murdoch angle, and leave London and Kendrick out of it for the most part.
6. Maria's Date with Ron Simmons
   
   Although this was pretty much used as transition segments, they did a good job. They served their purpose.
7. Carlito's Cabana
   
   Good job. They kept it short.
8. Kennedy vs. Carlito
   
   Great match. Odd ending. A double pin. It was like Shawn Michaels and Randy Orton all over again, only less interesting. Still a very good match though.

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The Bad

1. King Booker's Crowing
   
   This was stupid. Not only the fact that they didn't have Triple H, but the fact that they made Jim Ross kiss King Bookers ring. Stupid as well. That was bad, but I'm still mostly mad about the fact that the WWE thinks it will make sense to have Triple H just jump into the storyline at SummerSlam without appearing in a match.
2. John Cena vs. Snitsky
   
   Wow.... Um.... Well.... This match was bad. The ending was dumb, and didn't make sense. Still, Snitsky did show improvement.
   
   I think Snitsky is alright as long as he sticks to the high-impact moves, such as the big boots and the close lines. He sucks throwing punches (but so does Cena so I guess it doesn't matter).
   

Most Underused WWE Stars (Part 1)

Now, by underused talent, I don't mean talent that's not being used. I mean talent that's not being used, and should be used.

1. Mr. Kennedy
   
   From my understanding, this is going to change in the near future, but at the time this is true. He is easily the most under-used superstar on the WWE roster. He has to be one of the best with the microphone since The Rock. Plus, it would be very easy to make him go from heel to face at any time.
   
   If I were writing the storyline, which I should be, I would be slapping the belt on Mr. Kennedy real soon. What I want to see is Mr. Kennedy winning the belt before Survivor Series. Winning it from Randy Orton. Just to repeat myself, I'll type it again. I want Randy Orton to take the belt from John Cena. Then I want Mr. Kennedy to take the belt away from Randy Orton between then and Survivor Series. At Survivor Series I want Mr. Kennedy vs. Triple H.
   
   Also, sometime before Mr. Kennedy is all washed up, I'd like to see Mr. Kennedy make a run as a face. I think his microphone skills give him a lot of potential in that area. Just picture this... Mr. Kennedy shouting his name before a match... Everyone in the arena... Is saying it with him. Maybe it's just me, but I think it's a good idea.
2. Mickie James
   
   She is arguably the best Diva on the WWE's roster, and by arguably I mean it's either her or Melina. She's not in the ring because she's hot, she's in the ring because she's good great.
   
   If I was writing the storyline, which again I'm not, I would have her go back to being psychotic. That was fun. Also, along with making her crazy, I would give the WWE Women's Championship back to her. She deserves it. I'd have her turn on Candice. Granted, that'd turn her into a heel, but nobody likes Candice... right? You could also not make her side with Melina. Right now the Diva's division seems like Team Melina (lead by Melina) vs. Team Candice (lead by Mickie James). That gets got old a long time ago.
   
   Another thing I'd do with her, ignore how that sounds, is I would let her win the IC Championship. As crazy as that is, I think with the right storyline, she could do it. It'd have to be some IC Championship open, and she'd have to pull a Hornswoggle, but I think it'd be OK.

This is part one, part two soon.
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Who is Mr. McMahon's Illegitimate Child?

Who is Mr. McMahon's Illegitimate Child?

I am personally shocked to see this storyline. Shocked!!! When I heard of the return of the Mr. McMahon, I was expecting it to be kept simple. I was not even sort of expecting Mr. McMahon to play a part in the story. But them giving him an illegitimate child?! Never would have seen that coming. But I like it.

The only question now is... who is the kid? But I've got a better question. Who's the mother? I'll answer the kid question first, then the mother question 2nd.

There are only really 4 possibilities for this, and 2 of them shouldn't ever happen.

1. Mr. Kennedy. We all knew he was going to play a part in the Mr. McMahon death storyline, but since that was dropped (for the most part) this would be a great place to fit him in.
   
   This could eventually lead into Shane McMahon getting jealous of Mr. Kennedy. Even eventually lead to a match at SummerSlam, Survivor Series, or some other PPV.
2. Another possibility is Triple H. The Game. I bet you this came up in discussion at the WWE, but Stephanie McMahon probably blocked it. This is one of the 2 that shouldn't ever happen.
3. The other possibility that shouldn't ever happen, is Mr. McMahon being the father of his own grand-daughter, The Game and Stephanie McMahon's child that is. This one, if discussed, wouldn't have happen due to Stephanie McMahon blocking it. I put this as a possibility because on the McMahon DVD she says she had to block an angle where Mr. McMahon was the father of her child. Then she had to block another where Shane McMahon was the father.
4. A 4th possibility is that the child isn't a wrestler. Maybe the child is still a child. This seems improbable because there doesn't seem like there would be much of a storyline to go with that, but just the opposite. The mother of this illegitimate child could be a WWE Diva. Or, the storyline could focus on Vince and Linda. Is this the McMahon divorce storyline we've been waiting for all these years?

Now onto the mother. Don't worry, I'm not planning on making a list for this one.

As stated earlier, the child's mother could be a WWE Diva. This I think may be good. Especially if they manage to bring back a former diva like Trish Stratus to play the role of the mother. Now, nobody get excited though. I've been on all the WWE gossip sites, and the forums, and from my understanding Trish Stratus got offered her old job back and turned it down. So don't expect this to happen with Trish or any other former Diva. It was just an idea.

Who is Mr. McMahon's Child?

This is a poll. To vote go to the right. My vote is Mr. Kennedy.

Last Minute Raw Preview

Well, it seems like the McMahon death angle will continue tonight. They have a large stage setup behind the arena. Stephanie McMahon might also be used tonight. Of course, she would be there anyways, but there have been rumors about her being involved tonight. Also, expect Mr. Kennedy to get a lot of attention tonight.

Carlito's Cabana is also supposed to happen.

RAW 7/30: RAW Opening: Carlito's Cabana

This is how RAW started on July 30th 2007.

RAW 7/30: Mr. Kennedy vs. Bobby Lashley Video

Ball Rankings 8/12: Who's the current top WWE superstar?

RAW

1. Randy Orton
2. John Cena (Stays #2 because #3 and #4 both dropped out)
3. Mr.Kennedy
4. Umaga
5. Carlito

Divas

1. Melina
2. Candice Michelle
3. Mickie James
4. Beth Pheonix
5. Maria

ECW

1. John Morrison
2. CM Punk
3. Stevie Richards
4. The Miz
5. Elijah Burke

Smackdown

1. The Great Khali
2. Batista
3. Matt Hardy
4. Hornswoggle
5. MVP