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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Alright, I'm back to blogging

Sorry, it's been a long month. But I'm back. With a theory. A very high quality theory.

It regards Chris Jericho's return to the WWE. Honestly, I don't think he is coming back. I think the WWE is just getting smarter.

Why is the WWE getting smarter? Well since he didn't show up at Cyber Sunday (a huge letdown of a PPV by the way) everyone was expecting him at RAW. Hell, even I was expecting him to show up at RAW. But did he? No. He was at a book signing instead.

I think the WWE is just manipulating the internet, and its working. I think the WWE signed Jericho to a contract, but it wasn't to wrestle. It was to not wrestle. It was also to keep Monday nights open, and never say he wouldn't wrestle again. A clause in this contract probably also included not signing with TNA.

As insane and untrue as this sounds, think about it. Cause right now... It seems like this is actually what took place.

Sunday, October 7, 2007

No Mercy 2007 Card/Thoughts/Predictions

-WWE Championship Match to Crown a New WWE Champion. Participants unknown.
-Batista (c) vs The Great Khali in a Punjabi Prison Match for the Heavyweight Title
-HHH vs Umaga
-CM Punk (c) vs Big Daddy V for the ECW Title
-Finlay vs Rey Mysterio
-Candice Michelle (c) vs Beth Phoenix for the Women’s Championship


-Jericho over Orton for the WWE Championship (Save Us!)
-Triple H over Umaga
-CM Punk over Big Daddy V
-Rey Mysterio over Finlay
-Beth Phoenix over Candice Michelle
-Batista over The Great Khali

OK so here are my thoughts.

I think Randy Orton will be in the WWE Championship match tonight. If he's not, then he will interfere in it. I also think that Jericho will be in it. That way he can return back to RAW, and attempt to avoid the vacuum that is Triple H.

The Vacuum Triple H will get a clean win tonight, along with Rey Mysterio. Both Finlay and Umaga are being fed to the Gods tonight.

Batista vs The Great Khali should be interesting. I actually thought the last Punjabi Prison Match was kind of cool. I do have one problem with it though. If there are "Razor Sharp" spikes in the Punjabi Prison... why doesn't anyone use them? Either way, should be a good looking match, because nobody will be able to see Khali or Batista through the cage.

Also, how did we avoid The Undertaker, MVP, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Mr. Kennedy, Carlito, and Kane, but we got stuck with The Great Khali?

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Quick Thoughts on Mr. Kennedy/John Cena

I am now under the belief that Mr. Kennedy is in someway cursed...

If you recall, it was Mr. Kennedy vs Bobby Lashley. It may have been the start of a short feud or something. Mr. Kennedy ended up getting the clean win, which I recall was a bit unexpected. I seem to recall Bobby Lashley being semi-unstoppable at the time, unless of course your name is John Cena. Anyways, in the match-up, Bobby Lashley ended up getting a pretty severe shoulder injury. He's out for however many months, at this time I do not recall. Anyways, even though I have never been a fan of Bobby Lashley, and probably won't ever, he's injury was still a big loss. Hopefully it gave him some time to think about what he makes me watch.

Now, last Monday. It was Mr. Kennedy vs John Cena. Kennedy seemed to dominate most of the match. It seemed to me that what they were going for was to make it look like John Cena got lucky with the submission late in the match, if they were, it sucked. Anyways, but in case you haven't heard, John Cena's out. He will more then likely miss Wrestlemania 24. Let us take 12 seconds in silent celebration now knowing we won't have to watch John Cena win for quite some time. 1... 2... 3... 4.. 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10... 11... 12... Ah... Now don't get me wrong. It isn't that I'm cheering for his injury. It's just that, like Lashley, I feel he was being used in the wrong role. In fact, he was being used in the wrong role. Just ask anyone. But I'm getting off-topic. The point is that Cena was hurt in a match against Kennedy.

That's all I have to say. I will let you make the (now) informed decision.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Real Reason The Sandman was Fired

Credit: Newsletter

There were several incidents which lead to The Sandman’s firing. In early September on a flight during WWE's African tour, Sandman and some other wrestlers got drunk prior to takeoff and had a yelling match with Ricky Steamboat over smoking on the plane. Later on, due to time constraints a few wrestlers were pulled from a show and Sandman was one of them. Sandman thought this was Steamboat’s way of getting revenge. A few days later, he called John Laurinaitis and requested his release. His release was granted despite Vince McMahon being a fan of his character.

Sandman sold one of his construction companies a few years back and is financially in a good situation where he doesn’t need WWE's paychecks.

Vickie Guerrero Spoiler

Source: Wrestling Observer Newsletter

SmackDown writer Michael Hayes was the one who pushed for the heart attack route in the Kristal & Theodore Long wedding storyline. He had been wanting to do an angle involving Viagra for quite some time. The Viagra induced heart attack on the night of the wedding had actually been scripted since June. Hayes was strong on the Viagra part of the storyline, knowing Vince would love it and that it was believable drug to trigger a heart attack.

The plan from day one was for Vickie Guerrero (and at one time Kristal, but she's likely staying on as a babyface) to get a hold of Long's medical records, find out about his medical issues, and orchestrate this whole thing out in the storyline. The big goal of the storyline is to turn Vickie Guerrero into a major heel. Though it was argued by some in WWE that getting major heat on Vickie would be compromised by the Viagra aspect of the storyline that made it somewhat of a comedy.

Nonetheless, as result of the outcome of the storyline, Guerrero will turn into a major heel General Manager. She would then turn her wrath against Rey Mysterio in particular, to do a Hispanic version of Vince McMahon vs. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. She would have also used Kristal in the ordeal, and would subsequently fire her former friend from SmackDown.

The original plan for Kristal was for her to move to Raw shortly after the storyline. She's currently in a real-life relationship with Bobby Lashley, and since he had pull at the time, he asked Vince McMahon if she could move to Raw to be with him. Vince agreed, and she should be moving to Raw eventually. However, Lashley is going to be out of action until at least December, so her forthcoming move to Raw may be held off for a few more months.

Another idea being batted around to get Vickie even more heat from the fans is for her to start a relationship with one of the male wrestlers on SmackDown. The idea is that the wrestler would get preferential treatment from her, and it would make her even more of a heel to the fans because she'd be betraying her late husband Eddie Guerrero. The other idea being talked about is that the wrestler up for the role would actually be using Vickie in order to get preferential treatment from her, but Vickie would be trying to get the wrestler "in the sack" in exchange. The wrestler would tease the idea, but it would never actually happen in the storyline because the wrestler is not really interested in sleeping with her; he just wants to further his own career, and thus he'd be the one doing the using.

If Vickie ends up having a relationship with a wrestler, MVP appears to be the primary candidate for the role. There has also been talk of using Edge in the role, but MVP's name has gotten more play.

My take on this is positive. 100% positive. Well, 94 to 96 percent positive.

I do like the idea of turning Vickie Guerrero major heel. Really I love it. It's a good idea. This, of course, being that they do it right.

Although I don't like the idea of MVP starting a fake relationship. I'd much rather watch Edge play that role. MVP is hard for me to want to hate. Sometimes it feels like he just goes on and on and on, and I don't think he'd be right for the role.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Is Chris Jericho Comming to Save Us? (Videos)

Yea, sorry for being so busy. I promise you though, I might think about posting more often. I just might. (Probably not though).

Anyways, you have probably been seeing these little 17 second promos that are playing right now. The save_us.222 videos. Also, if you go to and scroll all the way down, they have the video posted on their site. It look like this.

Exciting, right. Well here is two more videos that I found on YouTube. These people are trying to show how this is a Y2J Promo. Pretty convincing. Although, the first one goes a little fast, you may need to pause.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

ECW Thoughts/Cool Site

Alright, my ECW Thoughts are as follows... in list form.

  1. Tommy Dreamer's hair is now hilarious!
  2. Elijah Burke will win next week, even though it will be more interesting if Tommy Dreamer does.
  3. Big Daddy V still needs to wear a shirt.
  4. Richards and The Boogeyman both weren't used. This is odd, because the ECW roster is so thin. I don't quite see how they don't have either of them wrestle, and yet, they have Mike Knox wrestle a jobber. Maybe it all makes sense though.
  5. Make Striker would be much easier on the eyes if he wore pants.
Also, you might want to check this page out. It's kinda funny.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

RAW Thoughts

RAW Thoughts

Ummm... Oh dear god.

I can't get a serious thought out. It is kind of cool that Hardcore Holly is back, but, yea. That's it. Steel cage match was lame. There was at least 5 times when Carlito could have won easily, but didn't. That's not cool.

Although, it is kind of cool how the night ended. With the big "Thank you... Mr. McMahon". That was great. (As I read on some other blog who I would give complete credit to if I remembered which one) John Cena is very hit or miss on the mic. Monday he was very miss and very hit. Kind of neat.

But they aren't seriously going to try to make the Highlanders in to a contender are they? Lets hope not.

Actually RAW was very decent. Jeff Hardy, Candice Michelle, Beth Phoenix, and Dennis Rodman all had a nice match tonight. I was just very scared by the whole... Mr. McMahon factor. Or as I like to call it... The Vinnie Fac.

Where was Randy Orton Monday?

He was getting married... In real life.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Is every face in the WWE turning heel?

I want to remind everyone to feel free to e-mail me their questions and comments at

Smackdown Thoughts

So yes, it was the Season Premiere of Smackdown. The main event was Kristal and Teddy Long attempting to get married, but then Teddy Long died... or had a heart attack... or just put his hand over his heart to say the pledge, but then forgot the words and was so embarrassed he faked a heart attack... Yea... Something like that.

Is it just me or would it have been hilariously ironic if Teddy Long had a heart attacking during the skit, and nobody broke character?

But yea, these weeks edition of Smackdown featured Maria and Jeff Hardy, and every WWE Superstar. All of the male superstars ended up leaving early, but all the Diva's stayed. I'm going to talk more about this later.

Also tonight we had Rey Mysterio and JBL fighting, but not fighting. Instead we had some Irish guy come to the ring. Interesting. I wonder if JBL is going to start wrestling again.

Overall, Smackdown was maybe a 6/10. Decent. Maria really did a good job being the host and everything.

Is every face in the WWE turning heel?

OK, so at the end of the wedding this Friday, every male in attendance left. Except a few, but they aren't important.

Doesn't this turn them heel? I mean some are already heel, but some like CM Punk and Balls Mahoney aren't heels. I just named those names because when watching a clip from the wedding on youtube I noticed them on the Ho Train.

So like, is this going to cause conflict in all the other "relationships" on TV. Like is Victoria going to dump Kenny? Or is Kelly Kelly going to dump Balls? That would really be too bad. As I have mentioned before, they are perfect for each other.

So yea, this is just a thought.


Triple H making fun of Vince McMahon last Monday

Triple H vs Carlito at Unforgiven 2007

Elijah Burke vs CM Punk at Unforgiven 2007

Saturday, September 22, 2007


Sorry there was no real blog post today (or since its 12: something here) yesterday. I'm busy, and now suffering from burnout. Expect maybe less posts per day, but the should be longer. They may even be "compact-posts". That will probably kill my blog views per day, but thats the way it has to go.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

ECW Thoughts

Ladder match month is no more. I've decided that 19 days is almost a month anyways. Besides, I'm tired.

So here are my ECW thoughts.

ECW was surprisingly good, especially with how much RAW blew the night before. ECW by far has the most interesting battle for the belt of any of the brands.

The Tommy Dreamer vs Thorn vs Burke vs Richards match was great. I wonder if next week their just going to do a triple threat match, or if its going to be different. The way ECW's Cuban Dictator made it sound, it sounds like next week we could have a gimmick match of some sort... but yes... the match was great. All 4 of them are underused.

The rest of the night wasn't bad either. Balls vs Knox was actually very good. And who knew? Balls Mahoney can use a mic!

Boogeyman vs Big Daddy V was kind of weird since it was almost a complete squash match. I was expecting more, but apparently I shouldn't have.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Ladder Match Month Day 19: Edge vs Ric Flair

It seems to me like this is the whole match, and the audio is just music instead. Enjoy?

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Video: Rey Mysterio vs Khali vs Batista at Unforgiven 2007

For the World Heavyweight Championship

Ladder Match Month Day 18: RVD vs Christian

Unforgiven/Raw Thoughts

A super post! Here we go! I'll start with Unforgiven.

Unforgiven was interesting, wasn't it? It was. There were 2 matches where the outcome didn't surprise me much. One was Triple H vs Carlito, the other was The Undertaker vs Mark Henry. Sure I did pick Carlito to win, but really I just wanted to be different.

The Randy Orton/John Cena match really surprised me. I didn't think it was possible for John Cena to hold onto his belt for this long. Really, I didn't. He has to lose eventually, right? Or does he?

Is it possible that the WWE is understanding what we're thinking. Do you think its possible that the WWE is trying to up PPV buys by adding suspense as to when John Cena is going to lose his belt? Or are they just complete morons?

(I know I'm going a little off topic here) But how awesome will it be when the WWE gets all their superstars back. Granted I think they are doing a decent job now, especially with their limited talent. But really. HBK, Bobby Lashley, and maybe even Y2J. By the way, Jericho is in negotiation with the WWE and TNA right now. I really hope that if he comes back, he comes back to the WWE, and not to TNA. I won't bother to watch him if he's on TNA.

Back on topic now. The only other match I feel I should bother to comment on is Beth Phoenix vs Candice Michelle. This was actually a very good match, even though Candice retained. Although, if Beth didn't win the Women's Title at Unforgiven, I doubt she will at No Mercy. But yes, very good match.

Time for RAW thoughts. RAW was... good? Decent? OK? Yea, the third one, OK. RAW was OK.

In fact, last nights RAW was so OK, that I hope Coach makes a super-handicap match. Carlito, Cade, Murdoch, London, Kendrick, and Shelton Benjamin vs Triple H. That should level the playing field.

No actually we're going to watch Carlito vs Triple H in a steel cage match. That was my 2nd choice.

You know, if Triple H is going to turn on everyone, everyone should turn back. That's just how it is. Why would Triple H turned on London and Kendrick? If it wasn't for L&K he would have gotten his ass kicked.

Moving on now... John Cena vs Santino Marella? Mr. Cena vs Randy Orton (w/ John Cena handcuffed to the bottom rope)? I don't get it. Well, actually I do. The WWE is trying to add emotion into it, and it's working, sort of. Actually, it's not working. If they want to make it work, I think they should make it quicker. Don't make the whole show dwell on it.

That's the way it is.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Unforgiven Results

Here they are.

Elijah Burke vs CM Punk
My Pick: CM Punk
Winner: CM Punk

Deuce N Domino vs Matt Hardy and MVP
My Pick: Hardy and MVP
Winners: Hardy and MVP

Triple H vs Carlito
My Pick: Carlito via DQ
Winner: Triple H

Beth Phoenix vs Candice Michelle
My Pick: Beth
Winner: Candice

London and Kendrick vs Cade and Murdoch
My Pick: Cade and Murdoch
Winners: Cade and Murdoch

Orton vs Cena
My Pick: Orton
Winner: Orton via DQ

The Undertaker vs Mark Henry
My Pick: The Undertaker
Winner: The Undertaker

Mysterio vs Batista vs Khali
My Pick: Khali
Winner: Batista

That's how they were. My thoughts tomorrow probably. This PPV was surprisingly good. Even Candice vs Beth was good.

I got 5 right and 3 wrong. MC got 6 right and 2 wrong. He' beaten me 2 PPVs in a row now.

WWE, Who's the Next to Go?

So here's what we're looking at. Cryme Tyme was fired for attacking a ref. Eugene (Nick something..) was fired for doing drugs. And the Sandman was fired for being old. King Booker quit because he thinks he should be allowed to get away with breaking the rules. Ric Flair tried to quit, but changed his mind?

So who's next to go?

Will it be Randy Orton? He's apparently a horrible person. But I'm going to have to say no. He's too good to be fired, which is really sad, but true.

Who will it be?

My pick is Tommy Dreamer. Why? Because he's old. And he hurts. He apparently limps around. This is just my pick though. We'll see.

Smackdown 9/14 Video: Kane vs Finlay

This was the match of the night.

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Smackdown 9/14 Video: Batista vs The Great Khali

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Unforgiven Predictions

Alright. It's that time. The time where I predict what the results of Unforgiven are going to be. Once again, I will be going head-to-head with MC, the writer of WWE Characters the Blog! Here they are.

WWE Women's Championship: Candice Michelle vs Beth Phoenix
My Pick: Beth Phoenix
MC's Pick: Beth Phoenix

ECW Championship: Elijah Burke vs CM Punk
My Pick: CM Punk
MC's Pick: Elijah Burke CM Punk *Typo*

WWE Tag Team Championships: Deuce N' Domino vs Matt Hardy and MVP
My Pick: Matt Hardy and MVP
MC's Pick: MVP

World Tag Team Championships: Cade and Murdoch vs London and Kendrick
My Pick: Cade and Murdoch
MC's Pick: Cade and Murdoch

Carlito vs Triple H
This is one of the few that MC and I disagree on. I think Triple H will use his sledgehammer on Carlito and get himself DQ'd. But that's a little out there.
My Pick: Carlito via DQ
MC's Pick: Triple H

The Undertaker vs Mark Henry
My Pick: The Undertaker
MC's Pick: Mark Henry The Undertaker*Typo again*

World Championship: Rey Mysterio vs Batista vs Khali
My Pick: Khali
MC's Pick: Mysterio

WWE Championship: Randy Orton vs John Cena
My Pick: Randy Orton (he's gotta lose eventually... right?)
MC"s Pick: Randy Orton

Ladder Match Month Day 16: Shawn Michaels vs Razor Ramon

Friday, September 14, 2007

Thursday, September 13, 2007

No Mercy 2007 Poster

Underused WWE Superstars Part 2

See, about a month ago I posted part 1, and I said part 2 was coming soon. Well, it's been a month, so probably a little quicker then you expected it, but it's here.

Here is a link to Part 1. That was on August 16.

So who is the Superstar(s) for today? Well, just one superstar. Most would probably disagree with me on this one, but I'm going to have to say Stevie Richards.

For those of you who are still reading, I will tell you why.

First off, he's young-ish. 35 years old. And he stays healthy, unlike some people we could mention.

2nd off, he's actually good. His role on ECW right now is that of the underdog, but trust me, he's good.

There's really not much else to say about him. He was one of the 1st ECW original stars to appear on WWF TV. He did so during a cross-promotional event.

So I'll leave you with those thoughts.

Part 3 coming soon as well.

Ladder Match Month Day 13: The Rock vs Mankind

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

RVD's Interview with Between the Ropes

I'm writing this live as he the interview is going on. Here is what I'm hearing...

Rob Van Dam really sounds like he hated the WWE. Well, not the WWE, just all the travel. He says that once wrestling stops being fun, or just becomes business, it's really hard to keep going on the road to all the shows.

He also is saying that the writing staff didn't really listen to him. He said he wanted to be booked less because of burnout, but the writers continued to book him more and more. Some including his off weekends.

Rob says when the WWE brought back ECW he was excited. He loved it. He was excited to be back in his element. When he discovered the WWE didn't want to send ECW in the same direction he did, the last of his passion was squashed.

Rob's very unhappy that ECW isn't extreme.

He thought that bringing back ECW was bringing an alternative to the "same old crap". He referred to the original ECW as the Anti-McMahon.

RVD says that the respect WWE has for Paul Heyman was very little. He says that the upper management of WWE didn't act like ECW (original) had any fans.

He says the night he won the WWE title from Cena was a very special night. Not just because everyone hated Cena, but also because they loved him. He was also very surprised that the WWE let him win the WWE title because the WWE didn't make him. The WWE usually doesn't make big stars out of stars who became big in other promotions.

When he got arrested, he says he felt bad he let Vince down.

He believes everything happens for a reason.

He rambled on about legalizing marijuana, as usual. He says he just wants people to know the truth.

He says there was so much "not put into the ECW".

He called Kevin Thorn, "Kevin Vampire Dude".

RVD says his heart checked out of ECW when Bobby Lashley was made ECW's lead guy.

He says when wellness policy, a lot of his friends switched to pot. Now that the WWE is testing for pot, he thinks the WWE is going to push a lot of people to alcohol. He says that since the penalty for pot is just a fine, a lot of people will be choosing if the fine is worth it.

He doesn't watch wrestling. He does watch MMA.

He says that if he returns to wrestling he will consider going to TNA. Mostly because of a lighter schedule. He says that he would have to weigh a light schedule against other factors.

He sounds really happy. He's sound happy and healthy. He really deserves this time off.

The interview just got over.

RVD, McMahon, and Rosey

Here we go!!!
-Sources vary

Former WWE superstar Rob Van Dam will be on the Between the Ropes radio show tonight. The show airs from 10 PM-Midnight Eastern time on WQTM 740 The Team in Orlando, Florida. The show is streamed live online at

Vince McMahon was said to be irate at the fact that future plans for the illegitimate son were being leaked out over the Internet. Both he and his daughter Stephanie gave a lecture to the WWE creative team about it -- although they're more than likely not the people leaking the information out. McMahon was so paranoid about the identity of the son being revealed on the Internet beforehand that he didn't tell anyone who it was and flew in all active performers on the WWE roster to make sure that nobody could rule anyone out by process of elimination. Mr. Kennedy was backstage at Monday's show for this reason. They're also being very tight-lipped about where the storyline goes from here, which also suggests that Hornswaggle as the child isn't the end of it.

Matt "Rosey" Anoa'i is currently training in Ohio Valley Wrestling. The feeling is he'll be offered his job with WWE back.

9 Reasons why Kelly Kelly and Balls Mahoney are made for each other

So here it is. The list. The list of why Kelly Kelly and Balls Mahoney are made for each other. This is no joke, completely serious. Here we go.

  1. Their names are both insanely stupid. Balls Mahoney? Kelly Kelly? Come on! Here first and last names are the same!
  2. Kelly Kelly is obviously blind. Seriously? Have you seen Balls Mahoney? Captain Caveman? She obviously hasn't seen him.
  3. Kelly Kelly obviously has no sense of smell. So we've got Kelly down to 3 senses here. Now I'm not saying that I've smelt Balls Mahoney, but he looks like the type of guy who smells.
  4. Balls is a chair swinging freak, Kelly sometimes sits on chairs.
  5. They are on ECW so they can look as weird (or if you prefer extreme) as they want.
  6. They both have more teeth then they do brain cells. Although that one might be a little mean, probably still true. Even for Balls, who has like 7 teeth.
  7. Kelly obviously is def.... 2 senses left. But his voice isn't nice on the ears.
  8. They both get stared at quite a bit.
  9. It'd be funny as hell.

Ladder Match Month Day 12: Edge vs Matt Hardy

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Ladder Match Month Day 11: John Cena vs Edge

@ Unforgiven. Honestly, the before this match was pretty cool too.

Sandman Released?

Someone explain the WWE to me. Please. The Sandman was released. Not that I'm saying he was a terrific wrestler, but he was an above average wrestler.

Does the WWE realize that their roster is running thin, as opposed to thick. (I know, good use of bold and italics.)

My RAW Thoughts

Well, RAW was surprisingly good. I was expecting something a little worse with all of the suspensions. I am also surprised they are bringing up these characters names. When Jeff Hardy was suspended, his name wasn't mentioned once.

But yea. On this edition of RAW, we were visited by not only the Great Khali and JBL, but also the animal. I should probably be less shocked that this is how it went. Having Smackdown stars visit on RAW will probably be a big help while all the other superstars are gone.

But onto RAW. They let Jeff Hardy be squashed by Khali. This was a pretty good Khali squash match. I think its kind of weird that they made the "main event" a interbranded squash match, but whatever.

I'm also surprised that John Cena vs Randy Orton hasn't been changed to a No DQ match, or Hell in a Cell, or something. It kind of seemed like Cena and McMahon were relating for a moment or 2.

Carlito vs Triple H in a Semi-No DQ Match? The hell? Triple H will probably get himself DQ'd.

Also the Diva's match made no sense. Why did Candice come to ringside? She wasn't scouting Mickie James or Jillian. A decent match none the less.

And that was RAW. Nothing else big happened... oh yea!

Mr. McMahon's illegitimate child is Hornswoggle. I think the WWE is getting worse at simulating emotion. Picture this. You have a daughter, and she gets married, and then later divorced. You find out that the guy she was married to is you son. Then soon after, you find out that he isn't your son, and your son is in fact a little person. Even if you're afraid of little people, you smile, because you now know that no incest took place in your family. McMahon never smiled. Never.

I can't picture they go through with this.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Hornswoggle Is McMahon's Kid

I bet this is a joke. RAW thoughts coming tonight or tomorrow.

6 Days to Unforgiven

Alright, here is what we have. We have 6 days until the WWE Unforgiven PPV. Sweet. I'm warning you people to buy it, I am predicting a good PPV. I have some thoughts on this though.

First off, if you go here, you can view all of promos they have been running for The Undertaker on Smackdown. If you haven't seen them, you should check them out, their kind of cool.

OK, here is the current Unforgiven Card.

WWE Title: Cena vs Orton
World Heavyweight Title: Khali vs Batista vs Rey Mysterio
ECW Title: CM Punk vs Elijah Burke
WWE Tag Team Titles: MVP and Matt Hardy vs The Greasers
World Tag Team Titles: Cade and Murdoch vs London and Kendrick
WWE Women's Title: Candice Michelle vs Beth Phoenix
Undertaker vs Mark Henry
Triple H vs Carlito

Pretty Neat! Sort of... It is possible that one more match will be announced this week. If that is the case, the match will be a RAW match, or announced on RAW anyways. I say this because I have read the ECW/Smackdown Spoilers and they said nothing of a new match to Unforgiven. Smackdown and ECW were both recorded yesturday.

I assume if this additional match is added, it will be a Jeff Hardy match. I assume. All the other rivalries have matches at Unforgiven. Although technically, Jeff Hardy doesn't have an active rivalry. So maybe I'm just pulling this out of my ass. Maybe...

Ladder Match Month Day 10: The Big Bossman vs Mankind

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Who should face Jeff Hardy for the IC Title?

First off, I would like to apologize. There really hasn't been much to write about of late except for the suspensions, and honestly. That got old fast. So I decided to hit the forums, find a topic I thought was interesting, and write a post about it.

The topic I found was who should face Jeff Hardy for the IC Title?

The obvious choice here is Shelton Benjamin, for a number of reasons. One of those being he is actually good. He is athletic, and actually good. There was even a sign last week in the background (on RAW) that said "Push Shelton". Now maybe that fan was instructing somebody to push Shelton of a bridge, maybe he meant push as in give him a major storyline.

This will even work out well with Charlie Haas being out of this picture, and yes, I couldn't avoid mentioning the suspensions. There everywhere! The main problem I have with this, is that the feud will have to last at least a month, at what point Charlie Haas will have returned. RAW really can't afford to lose another tag team.

The other person I think would be good for the job would be Cody Rhodes. Although its probably a little early to turn him heel, he could fill the shoes of "Jeff Hardy's Opponent" for a month or so. I don't really have a problem with this one at all. Especially since Cody has been showing good signs in the ring.

Ladder Match Day 8: RVD vs Jeff Hardy Unification Match

Ladder Match Day 8: RVD vs Jeff Hardy Unification Match

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Ric Flair Retirement Storyline... Over so Soon?

So Ric Flair is out? Gone? Quit the WWE? Ric Flair quit the WWE?

He has been saying that this was going to be his last year in the ring. Everyone assumed that his retirement storyline would start later this year, and end at the Royal Rumble, or Wrestlemania 24. I would hope they were planning on making it Wrestlemania.

But apparently that isn't going to happen. Ric Flair has been absent from TV these last weeks, and apparently, his quiting is the reason why.

Ric Flair apparently quit the WWE because he didn't like his push. The WWE is trying to get him to cool off, and I haven't read anything about how that is going.

Also, I just read somewhere that he might sign with TNA. Actually, I read that it was "very possible". Bull. Just seeing Ric Flair and TNA in the headline made me click on it.

He apparently has started a business for life after wrestling, but also owes a ton of money to the IRS. He apparently has worked out a deal where the IRS takes a fraction of the money he makes, not all of it.

I hope the WWE gets him to cool down, and I hope he goes through with the rest of the year.

ECW Thoughts

OK, here are my thoughts. ECW... was interesting? I'm not sure how to put it exactly. CM Punk vs John Morrison for the ECW Championship to end the show was a good match... the rest? OK matches.

I'm gonna keep this short. Morrison vs Punk was very good. Morrison botched less moves then he usually does. I don't like CM Punks GTS, it doesn't look very real. Punk will probably hold on to this until Morrison gets back.

Then need 1 more superstar on ECW. I think that would be a good number. 1 some-what established one too, with Morrison leaving. Even with him though, I think they could use one. I thought it would be nice to put Rey Mysterio on ECW, but apparently nobody at WWE thinks like me.

Good luck.

L:adder Match Month Day 5: Hardyz vs Worlds Greatest Tag Team Video

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Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Who is Mr. McMahon's Child Part 3: Things are Looking Up

Ugh! I know. Part 3?! But it must be done.

So our clue of the week is "Things are looking up". Well. What the heck does that mean? Here are our suspects.

  • A dead wrestler? More then likely, no. When I say this I mean an Eddie Guerrero, not a Chris Benoit. This probably won't happen, but it makes sense with the "looking up" clue. Like looking up into heaven. Also, this doesn't go along with Stephanie saying that the illegitimate child is standing outside the ring.
  • Snitsky? So tall you have to "look up" to see him. Lets hope not.
  • Mr. Kennedy? When they say things are "looking up" (that's right, I'm putting "looking up" in quotes... whacha gonna do about it?) they could be referring to his microphone coming from the ceiling. But then again, BLOOD TESTS DON'T LIE!
  • Hornswoggle? He has to "look up" at everyone. Maybe?
  • Rey Mysterio? Same reasons as Hornswoggle, but this "bastard son" needs to be a heel.
  • Elijah Burke? Possible... His 4 up could tie in with the "looking up'. Maybe. Of course that would mean more McMahon on ECW and that didn't go well the 1st time.
  • Val Venis? This are "looking up"? Val Venis being the adult film star. I won't go into detail about what is looking up.
  • or This is all just some joke by Triple H? I don't know, but someone mentioned it on some forum I read and I thought it was possible.
I also want to add in, this is kind of cool. Nobody knows who Mr. McMahon's child is. Mr. McMahon in real life might not even know. None of the rumor websites know, so its possible the WWE doesn't even know. This is kind of cool.

Ladder Match Month Day 4: Eddie Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio

Smackdown vs Raw 2008 Roster

Here it goes. This is from


  • Bobby Lashley
  • Booker T (this is from, so I don't know if they mean King Booker, or if they really put Booker T in the game and not King Booker.)
  • Carlito
  • Jeff Hardy
  • John Cena
  • JTG (recently fired)
  • Mr. Kennedy
  • Randy Orton
  • Shad (also fired)
  • Shawn Michaels
  • Snitsky (really?)
  • Triple H
  • Umaga
  • Batista
  • Chavo Guerrero
  • Chris Masters
  • Edge
  • Finlay
  • Gregory Helms
  • Kane
  • Kenny Dykstra
  • Mark Henry
  • Matt Hardy
  • MVP
  • Rey Mysterio
  • Ric Flair
  • The Great Khali
  • and The Undertaker
  • CM Punk
  • Elijah Burke
  • Johnny Nitro (again, from I don't know if they meant to say John Morrison or if they really put Johnny Nitro in the game.)
  • Marcus Cor Von
  • Sabu (also fired)
  • Sandman
  • Tommy Dreamer
  • Ashley
  • Candice Michelle
  • Kelly Kelly (really? Maybe she will get a push as a wrestler soon.)
  • Melina
  • Michelle McCool
  • Mickie James
  • Torrie Wilson
  • Bret Hart
  • Mick Foley
  • Rick Rude
  • "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
  • "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
  • Terry Funk
  • The Rock
So yea. The only name that really shocked me was Kelly Kelly, on account she doesn't wrestle much. Snitsky too, but just because I can't imagine anyone would want to play him.

Monday, September 3, 2007

Do You Like Carlito's Haircut?

New Poll. Vote over here on the right.

RAW Thoughts

So things are looking up.. eh? Who is Mr. McMahon's Child Part 3 is coming soon. When I wrote part 2 I was unaware of the hint.

But yea, RAW was very good, it will probably be the last good RAW in about 30 days. Maybe. Maybe not. We will see.

Anyways, Carlito got a new haircut. Ha! Everyone please, take a moment to laugh with me.

Jeff Hardy vs Umaga was a good match with a really weird ending. Did Jeff really get the 3 count by knocking Umaga off the top rope? I mean, later that night Triple H hit Umaga with a chair 3 times and he didn't fall over. I have no clue what is going on here.

Santino Marella I like as a heel. But he has to win some matches. Hopefully he will beat Ron Simmons. If he doesn't then he is just pointless.

Beth Phoenix shouldn't be allowed on the Mic. Just saying.

Both the Tag Matches were good. That being London and Kendrick vs Haas and Rodman, and Mickie James and Cody Rhodes vs Jillian and Davari (if I have the spelling right). Especially the 2nd one. Mickie James and Cody Rhodes work well together.

Triple H's match was fun, but shouldn't have been called a main event. You know, you could have had a checklist of all the guys who are going to be suspended, and one by one, they took them all out.

Regal was taken out by Cena. Umaga by Triple H. Santino by The Sandman. One by One. King Booker just wasn't there. I don't think anyone missed him.

So yes, those are my thoughts. I am enjoying this whole Mr. McMahon's child storyline more then I thought I would. So this is fun.

The Great Khali vs The Undertaker Last Man Standing Video

Who is Mr McMahon's Illegitimate Child Pt. 2

That's right! I said it! Part 2. Who is Mr. McMahon's illegitimate child?

Well, in case you have not heard the huge updates, Mr. Kennedy is NOT Mr. McMahon's Bastard Son! Isn't that fun? Especially when it is in bold. Let me rephrase that in bold again. Mr. McMahon's son is NOT Mr. Kennedy! See... Fun! This is all because Mr. Kennedy got suspended. So his whole deal as Mr. McMahon's son got dropped.

So we now need a whole new list of suspects. I'm not going to waste any energy saying it might be someone from Smackdown or ECW so here we go.

Triple H? Nah, probably not. That would imply that Stephanie McMahon's child was the result of incest, or is it step-incest, and I don't think that the WWE would want to go down that path, especially with all the bad press they are getting.

Shane McMahon? OK, so I am wasting energy being stupid, but so is the WWE... most of the time. Just play along for a second. We find out that Shane McMahon is adopted, but we also find out that the father is Vince McMahon. Eh, I'm mostly just writing this to make this article look longer then it really is.

Randy Orton? The Legend Killer? Legend Killer McMahon? Could it be? Is it possible? Am I asking to many questions? This one makes sense. Except if this happened, they would have to involve Cowboy Bob Orton. Who was released in 2006. If they went this way, and didn't use Cowboy Bob Orton it would be a mistake.

John Cena? His father is already involved in the storyline. It would be kind of neat. Except, that would mean even more John Cena, and we can't have that.

Jeff Hardy? At this point I am just naming names, but this isn't 100% crap. Mostly just around 83% crap.

Shawn Michaels? Well, this isn't going to happen, but I bet once the WWE decided not to let Mr. Kennedy be Mr. McMahon's father this name came up. The Undertaker didn't return at SummerSlam because the WWE currently wants to present the image of having an easy schedule. But recently HBK was apparently asked to come back a little early. Interesting.

Chris Jericho? Again with me naming names. This could be why the WWE has been talking to his agent though.

Shelton Benjamin? Let's hope not. Although still, perfectly possible.

(Let me pretend that this superstar can be on any brand for a moment or 2)

MVP? I think this is the only one on Smackdown it could possibly be.

Elijah Burke? Possible... not probable.

Alright, my guess is... ugh... John Cena... of course. If this happens, Cena will have to make a heel turn, or else it will make no sense.

Huge Mr. Kennedy Update (and other Updates as well)

OK, this is a bit of a spoiler, so if you are against these then shield your eyes.

Tonights RAW was recorded last night. During the show Mr. Kennedy came out and said that he is Mr. McMahon's child. Now as you all know, that is true. Mr. Kennedy is going to be Mr. McMahon's child. Or is he? Later on a lawyer, who apparently did a horrible job, came out and said DNA tests prove that Mr. Kennedy is not Mr. McMahon's child.

A few things on this. One. Blood Tests Don't Lie! There, I said it. Now there is no way in hell they can turn Mr. Kennedy into Mr. McMahon's bastard son. Two. This is all because Mr. Kennedy is getting suspended. Ha! Sucks for Kennedy! Actually, it really does. First he was going to win the World Heavyweight Championship, but that got scratched. Now this? Too bad. and Three. I just have to put this in bold. Mr. Kennedy is NOT Mr. McMahon's illegitimate child!! Moving on.

They (the WWE) is currently considering revealing that Triple H is Stephanie McMahon's husband. This is something I think they should do. It would be classic. Right after Triple H messes with Mr. McMahon. Mr. McMahon storms off, but before Mr. McMahon can make it back stage Triple H says to him... "By the way Vince, I married your daughter again" in his mockingly satirical voice.

Mark Henry signed a new contract with the WWE. Originally everyone thought he was going to retire so this is news.

Shawn Michaels (HBK) is against coming back early.

Chris Jericho may be returning. Jericho's agent realizes that with the WWE roster thinning out, Jericho has a huge leverage advantage.

The reason Cryme Tyme was fired is quite hilarious. See, backstage a lot of heat has been developing between Cade/Murdoch and Cryme Tyme. See Cade and Murdoch pulled a rib on Cryme Tyme so that when JTG got knocked out of the ring, he got counted out. However, that wasn't supposed to happen. JTG was supposed to get in the ring just before being counted out, but the official counted quickly and they were counted out. Cryme Tyme was surprised, but kept character and delivered their finisher to the official, then sold his belt. The problem was, that even though the official was wearing protection, he wasn't expecting the G9, so Cryme Tymer are the real-life bad guys. That is apparently why they were released.

That's right. Cryme Tyme was fired for not hurting someone. You know, if they would of just done steroids they could have kept their jobs

Ladder Match Month Day 3: Jeff Hardy vs. RVD

This was for the Hardcore Championship

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Cryme Tyme Released

Cryme Tyme Released. OK, so 1st they fire Eugene, and now Shad and JTG. In the middle of a push of all things.

From what I have read, Cryme Tyme had some argument with Cade and Murdoch that got them fired. What?! I hope that isn't write, because I am home sick, and I would hate to hear that the WWE is firing people for no reason now.

Speaking of firing people, Eugene was apparently fired for violation of the WWE Wellness Policy. I always knew Eugene was on steroids. You don't get that buff naturally.

Also, Batista and Randy Orton are not going to be suspended. Randy Orton is not suspended, nor is Batista suspended. I hope that this is because that they have done nothing wrong, and not because that they are "too important" to suspend. Also, it is perfectly possible that they are delaying their suspensions. Anything is really possible.

Also, the feeling backstage at RAW today is that there is going to be more firings. But what do they mean? Well, probably that we are going to see more Mr. McMahon.

Speaking of Tommy Dreamer, he is now taking over the developmental territories. Apparently he's too old to wrestle. Too bad.

Sorry, I know this is like my worst post ever, but I am really sick. I'm going to bed. You may hear from me again today.

Eugene Fired/Randy Orton NOT Suspended/CM Punk

My God! I should not be allowed to be sick. I was sick all day yesterday, but at the end of the day, I went to go check my e-mail. My e-mail address is by the way, feel free to e-mail me. Anyways, checking my e-mail, and someone had sent me an e-mail asking if I had heard the news on CM Punk.

"That's right!" I thought to myself. I didn't actually say it aloud for 2 reasons. 1, it would mean I was talking to myself. And 2, I had a cold. So if I would have said it aloud it would have sounded like "Thastsed bwipe". So I just avoided the situation all together.

But what I was saying that's right to, was that I had forgotten that ECW and SD were being recorded on Saturday September 1st. I hadn't even thought about it. I had been lying in bed, and watching football all day so I was quite distracted.

So I went to go read the spoilers, and what do I discover. On the ECW homepage it is advertising CM Punk winning the ECW championship. I would say I'm shocked, but that would by lying.

Also, Randy Orton will not be suspended... apparently. This is probably good, but I hope his not getting suspended because he didn't do anything wrong, and not because he's vital to storyline right now, and losing him would be too much.

Also, after getting squashed by Mark Henry, Eugene was fired.

Smackdown Thoughts

OK, I don't have many thoughts here, so this will be quick.

Smackdown was great. Really. It was. The tournament thing was good, MVP and Matt Hardy were good. It was all good. The Masterlock challenge was a little lame, but then again it always is.

I really like MVP and Hardy vs. The Greasers. Also, MVP and Hardy as a tag-team I like. This should lead to a fun storyline. Also, MVP and Hardy vs The Greasers was a really good match. Everyone was on their game. Great!

As for Mr McMahon's child search I'm worried about. Mr McMahon says he's going to sue the mother of his bastard son if she doesn't come out and say who it is. That was last Monday. So this Monday will be week 1, and (apparently) if we don't know by the week after that, he's going to sue.

BUT! In order for the identity to be revealed, doesn't the kid have to be there? But with Mr Kennedy suspended, is that possible? No. I hate it when storylines lie.

Ladder Match Month Day 2: Bret Hart vs. Shawn Michaels

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Ladder Match Month Day 1: Jeff Hardy vs. Johnny Nitro

Sorry I posted these so late, I'm sick.

Ladder Match Month Day 1: Jeff Hardy vs. Johnny Nitro

This match was for the IC Championship. This was a great match on RAW.

A Look at Foreign Objects: Ladders

Given that today is September 1st, the first day of Ladder Match Month here at WWE Geek, I thought it would be an appropriate time to publish this article.

Alright... Here we go.

The Ladder Match, is quite possibly one of the best gimmick matches ever created in professional wrestling.

Jeff Hardy (see picture) is probably most famous for competing in these types of matches. At Money in the Bank 2007, he stole the show. After Randy Orton pushed a ladder with Edge on it over. Edge fell at ringside. Jeff then took care of Randy Orton in the ring. His brother Matt put Edge on the ladder. Jeff Hardy could have won the match, but instead he made the highlight reel. He positioned the ladder, climbed 20 feet in the air, and jumped on Edge. Here's the video.


Friday, August 31, 2007

SummerSlam 2007 Video: Triple H returns vs King Booker

Tomorrow starts ladder match month, the thing I've been spewing on and on about... that is... if spewing is the right word.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

WWE Suspensions Explain SummerSlam, RAW, and Smackdown Spoilers

For those of you who are not the best at connecting dots, I will do it for you. These 14 suspensions explain all the weird and odd match endings at SummerSlam. Here is the list of who was suspended again, and I will do some more explaining.

  • Mike "Simon Dean" Bucci
  • Gregory Helms
  • Edge
  • Charlie Haas
  • Santino Marella
  • William Regal
  • King Booker
  • Chavo Guerrero
  • John Morrison
  • Mr. Kennedy
  • Randy Orton
  • Funkai
  • Chris Master
  • and Batista
So, as I was saying, this all makes perfect sense. Although reading this list at first your jaw may be dropped so low it is now resting in your lap, trust me, this makes sense.

Let's start at the top. The top 3 don't really matter, Simon Dean, Gregory Helms, and Edge, because they are not currently wrestling. While Charlie Haas is somewhat irrelevant, and the Santino, Maria, and Ron Simmons angle was completely worked out of RAW last Monday.

William Regal is a little harder to explain, but he wasn't involved in any feuds so he will slip out nicely. King Booker's angle with Triple H wasn't continued, so he'll slip out easily too.

Now, I don't want to give away to much from the Smackdown Spoilers I read, but I will say Chavo wasn't in the show. So Chavo too, slips out nicely.

John Morrison is by far the toughest to explain. I think the fact that he kept the ECW title means that these suspensions are short. Also, ECW doesn't need him on TV. He could have shot some promos last Tuesday, and they could just air them in these coming weeks. So they don't really need him there.

Mr. Kennedy makes sense too. This may be why he didn't win the IC Championship like many were expecting. Same goes for Randy Orton only with the WWE Title.

Funkai is irrelevant, and so is Chris Masters, for the most part. I will say that from the spoilers I read, his new angle could involve him being gone for a few weeks.

Finally Batista. (Again, trying not to tell to much about Smackdown) All I will say is that the feud with The Great Khali isn't going to continue.

See? Perfect sense.

WWE Suspends 11 Superstars... Big Superstars

OK so apparently these people are suspended for getting internet prescriptions.

Here is their official statement regarding it.

STAMFORD, Conn., August 30, 2007 - Based on independent information received from investigators from the Albany County, NY D.A.’s office, WWE has today, under the penalty provisions of its wellness policy, issued suspension notices to 10 of its performers for violations. It has been WWE’s practice not to release the names of those who have been suspended, but notice has been sent to all WWE performers that names of anyone who is suspended under the Wellness Policy as of November 1 will be made public.

So who are these superstars? The list will make your jaw drop. For dramatic effect, I will start small, and end large.

  • Mike "Simon Dean" Bucci, Currently a WWE office worker.
  • Gregory Helms, Not currently wrestling.
  • Edge, Not currently wrestling.
  • Charlie Haas, here we start to get bigger. Just wait for the next name.
  • Santino Marella, no big deal, but wait for this next one.
  • William Regal, wait for it.
  • King Booker, not that we enjoyed him, it is still a big blow.
  • Chavo Guerrero, this is intersting.
  • John Morrison, crap.
  • Mr. Kennedy, just a week or so after saying the wellness program made him go off steroids. To be fair, I haven't read that they have been suspended for steroid use, just getting internet prescriptions.
  • Randy Orton, are you serious?
Yea, this wasn't any 11 superstars getting suspended. This was any 5 superstars plus 6 top superstars getting suspended.

I don't know how long they are suspended, or if they are all suspended at the same time. But this is 6 RAW Superstars. The ECW Champion. And a top SmackDown star, who was just at SummerSlam.

Who does this leave on RAW? John Cena.. Triple H.. Umaga.. Then who? Jeff Hardy.. Carlito.. I am predicting a lot of Diva action next week on RAW.



SummerSlam 2007 Video: Batista vs The Great Khali

Sorry for all the updates.


SummerSlam 2007 Video: Chavo vs Rey Mysterio


SummerSlam 2007: Stone Cold vs MVP in a Beer Drinking Contest Video


SummerSlam 2007: Mr. Kennedy vs Umaga vs Carltio for the IC Championship Video

Since the WWE has been claiming rights on all the videos being posted on YouTube, I went elsewhere.


Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Terry Funk vs The Sandman vs Buh Buh Ray Dudley

ECW Thoughts

Well today I am going to give my thoughts in paragraph form. I apologize to those of you who do not have the attention span to read this.

So yes. John Morrison is one of the better microphone workers in the WWE today, well I think so. Definitely the best on ECW.

But yes, so for matches this week, we had Kevin Thorn vs Stevie Richards. We had Elijah Burke vs Balls Mahoney. AND we had the fatal 4 way. Plus, on top of all that, we now know that CM Punk appreciates good cantaloupe.

So let us began our journey into me wasting the better half of 5 minutes. Kevin Thorn vs Stevie Richards. This match we've seen so many times now. In the coming weeks we will probably see it a few more times. It can fill 7 minutes I guess. Actually a pretty good match, but we've seen it so many times.

Now, Elijah Burke vs Balls Mahoney. Also a good match. Balls Mahoney is a lot better at selling his offense then most in the WWE. Very good match, expect to maybe see it again. Also, the pre-match stuff reminded me quite a big of a Sitcom Highschool. That is with Kelly, Layla, Brooke, The Miz, and Balls Mahoney. Especially Layla and Brooke huddling together to discuss if loser is the correct word to call Balls Mahoney.

Then came the fatal 4. Big Daddy V ended up taking himself out, this was expected by everyone. But where did The Boogeyman go? He seemed to take a few hits from The Miz, and then disappeared for the rest of the match. I'm a little surprised CM Punk won, but then again I'm a little not. Just to warn them, they can't make Morrison vs CM Punk last forever. They will have to change it up eventually.

*By The Way*

I read Smackdown spoilers, and you are not going to believe what happened.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

My RAW Thoughts/Carlito's Cabana Video

Sorry Everyone, I couldn't get to a computer until just now. Here we go.

Best Match: Hardy vs Kennedy
Worst Match: Womens Match (Although it's technically not a match)
Best Non-Wrestling Moment: Carlito's Cabana
Rating (out of 8): 7.90345

The Good

  1. Opening Segment

    Orton going from Ice Man to Crazed Man was just great. Also the crowed seemed really loud. Cena did a good job working the microphone. Is Regal going full blown heel though? Usually he just does things to make them more interesting, but this was weird. He seemed to be doing things to get back at Cena.
  2. Hardy vs Kennedy

    I wasn't expecting Hardy for another week, so this was a fun surprise. This was also a good match that the crowd really got into.
  3. Carlito's Cabana

    A little long, but still awesome. Triple H and Jeff Hardy both returned, and what a difference it made. Wow!
  4. Tag Team Match

    Good match. Shelton Benjamin now reminds me of Dennis Rodman, but that shouldn't bother me too much.
  5. The Main Event

    The twist ending was the best part. I really was expecting Orton to kick Cena's head off, but this was so much better. Instead, he pulled Cena's dad out of the crowd (they were in Boston by the way), and kicked him in the head. VERY UNEXPECTED. But now do I have to cheer for Cena?
The Bad
  1. Lack of matches

    Well, if you were keeping track. Umaga interfered in Kennedy vs Hardy, The Womens match technically never started, and Orton interfered with the main event. The only match with a decisive finish was Rhodes, London, and Kendrick vs Daivari, Haas, and Rodman.
  2. Womens "Match"

    What's the point? What does Beth Phoenix prove by beating up Maria?

This is Carlito's Cabana after The Game arrived.


Monday, August 27, 2007

Best/Worst Match of SummerSlam Polls

OK. 2 new polls now. The 1st one if best match of SummerSlam. The 2nd one is worst match of SummerSlam. Don't mess it up!

Best WWE Brand Poll Results

Well, after leaving this poll up for quite a while, it got a lot of votes.

What is the best WWE Brand?

RAW 591 Votes 42%
ECW 133 Votes 10%
SD! 627 Votes 48%

New Poll Soon!

Sunday, August 26, 2007

My Thoughts On SummerSlam

Was it just me, or were the matches getting worse as the night went along? I thought that by far the best match of the night was Kane vs Finlay, which is odd. Why?

Well for starters, Kane vs Finlay was the 1st match of the night. That's not usually where they put the best match. Also, it wasn't hyped as the other matches were. This match was announced just 2 days prior to the biggest party of the summer. I hope they continue this feud down the road.

Also, what was with Mysterio's body paint? It scared me at first. Plus if almost all came off by the end of the match. Not one of Mysterio's best tonight, but nice to see him back.

Continuing with Smackdown... what was with the Smackdown main event? I realize that at this point Khali is incapable of having an epic match, but what the hell? He wasn't even that bad in this match. But a DQ ending? The hell? I'm upset at this one. I really am.

The Diva's Battle Royal wasn't bad, especially for a divas match. I picked Mickie James for this match because it seemed as though she was on the verge of turning heel. Apparently not though, unless she's going to team up with Beth Phoenix. Also, do you think the Divas ever get upset over their entrances? King Booker gets a 3 minute entrance, but all of the walking eye candy has to come out in less then a minute to the same song? Or maybe they don't care. Who knows? They all probably came out to Maria's music because she seems to get the biggest pop of all the Divas right now. Maybe they should consider putting the belt on her? Maybe? Eh.

Last thing I'm going to write about is John Cena vs Randy Orton. This match really seemed like it ended prematurely. So I'm just going to cross my fingers and hope that Randy Orton is injured. He seemed to be limping towards the end of the match after he delivered an RKO on Cena. Cena then immediately gave Cena the FU. So lets just hope Randy Orton is OK.

I lied, I'm going to go on writing for a little bit more here.

Assuming Randy Orton is fine, and wasn't suppose to win the match in the 1st place, what's next for the WWE Championship? Cena's heel turn, and Triple H going for gold. Probably. I can see it happening. If it does happen I hope they go all the way with it. That is I hope they turn Cena 100% heel instead of leaving him as a tweener or whatever he is now. I did write a few weeks ago how I feel Triple H should not get a title shot immediately upon his return, but it seems like that is what we are going to be exposed to here. I guess there are worse things though.

Or maybe I'm pulling this whole Triple H vs Cena thing out of my ass. Maybe Randy Orton will win it in the near future.


I love caps.

SummerSlam Results

Diva Battle Royal
My Pick: Mickie James
MC's Pick: Beth Phoenix
Winner: Beth Phoenix
Rating: 70/100

Triple H vs King Booker
My Pick: Triple H
MC's Pick: Triple H
Winner: Triple H
Rating: 80/100

Rey Mysterio vs Chavo
My Pick: Rey
MC's Pick: Rey
Winner: Rey
Rating: 81/100

Kane vs Finlay
My Pick: Finlay
MC's Pick: Kane
Winner: Kane
Rating: 92/100

IC Title: Umaga (c) vs Carlito vs Mr. Kennedy
My Pick: Mr Kennedy
MC's Pick: Mr. Kennedy
Winner: Umaga
Rating: 85/100

ECW Title: John Morrison (c) vs CM Punk
My Pick: John Morrison
MC's Pick: John Morrison
Winner: John Morrison
Rating: 72/100

World Heavyweight Championship
My Pick: Batista
MC's Pick: Khali
Winner: Batista
Rating: 45/100

WWE Title
My Pick: Randy Orton
MC's Pick: Randy Orton
Winner: John Cena?
Rating: 73/100

My Predictions: 4 Correct, 4 Incorrect
MC's Predictions: 5 Correct, 3 Incorrect

Well, maybe I'll get him at Unforgiven. MC by the way is the writer of WWE Characters the Blog. Check it out.

SummerSlam Predictions

SummerSlam is almost here! Dun dun dun. Expect title changes... I say. This is going to be one of the biggest PPVs of the year. SummerSlam is one of the original 4 annual PPVs from the WWE/F. Expect this to be a good one. Lets hope that I didn't just gave it bad vibes, or something superstitious. Also, in the spirit of friendly competition, I will be competing in a head to head competition with MC. MC is the writer of WWE Characters The Blog! So visit that site. Enjoy the predictions.

Diva Battle Royal:

There is really no way how to pick this one. We've had a lot of Battle Royals it seems, but there OK. This match could lead to the heel turn of Mickie James. It could lead to the heel turn of Candice Michelle. So many possibilities for this. Both Extreme Expose and Cherry will be competing. It will be her 1st match. Possible winners are Mickie James, Maria (she gets a really good pop from the crowd, expect her to get a push in the future), Beth Phoenix, and Michelle McCool. Don't expect it to be anyone else.

My Pick: Mickie James
MC's Pick: Beth Phoenix

Triple H vs King Booker:

Fairly Obvious.

My Pick: Triple H
MC's Pick: Triple H

Rey Mysterio vs Chavo Guerrero

Unlike The Game vs. Booker, there is a chance the returning superstar will NOT win. Still I'm going with the 619.

My Pick: Rey Mysterio
MC's Pick: Rey Mysterio

Kane vs Finlay

This match is taking the place of what should be MVP vs Matt Hardy, which was dropped because the WWE doesn't want to risk anything with MVP's real life heart condition. So not much has built up to this match. To predict this match, I recommend flipping a coin.

My Pick: Finlay
MC's Pick: Kane

IC Title: Umaga (c) vs. Carlito vs. Mr. Kennedy:

This is an interesting match. I can guarantee you Carlito won't win. Also, don't be surprised with a Mr. McMahon interference.

My Pick: Mr. Kennedy
MC's Pick: Mr. Kennedy

ECW Title: John Morrison (c) vs. CM Punk:

I think John Morrison has been doing a good job as champ, and I feel he will continue to be the ECW champion.

My Pick: John Morrison
MC's Pick: John Morrison

World Heavyweight: Khali vs Batista

No clue. At all. If Khali wins, that's no good. If Batista wins, neither is that.

My Pick: Batista
MC's Pick: Khali

WWE Title: Randy Orton vs. John Cena:

This is a gimme for all you predicting out there.

My Pick: Randy Orton
MC's Pick: Randy Orton

Thank you for your time.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Smackdown Thoughts

Here we go...

Best Match: Ugh... Nobel vs Jimmy Wang Yang
Worst Match: Mark Henry vs. Jobber
Best Non-Wrestling Moment: The Greasers attacking Matt Hardy and MVP
Rating (out of 8): 6.7

When I look at this Smackdown, I didn't see too much good wrestling. It did however keep me entertained.

The Good

  1. Opening Segment

    Fairly standard opening segment. Kane's Pyro seemed to scare the hell out of people. Scared the hell out of me. Is Chuck Palumbo going to be doing Mr. McMahon's bidding? Because I thought they were bringing him in as a face, but he seemed to be doing Mr. McMahon's bidding.
  2. Chavo vs. What's His Face

    Good match. Great for setting up for SummerSlam. I don't see the point with the whole cruiserweight division. Especially if Chavo (and soon Rey) just plows over everyone. What's the point?
  3. Noble vs. JYW

    Good match. A lot of cool jumps going on here. Not much to say though.
  4. Hardy and MVP Segments

    I like the idea of making them go for Tag-Team Gold.
  5. Batista vs. Finlay

    Even though Khali's interference was expected and predictable, it was well executed. Very nice.
The Bad
  1. There was no Great Matches

    No Great Matches tonight on SD. Only good and bad.
  2. Mark Henry vs. Jobber

    Didn't see this one coming. Ha!
  3. Victoria's Dancing
  4. Mae Young


Balls Mahoney vs Elijah Burke Video (8/21)


Friday, August 24, 2007

Older Balls Mahoney Promo


Chris Jericho wins WWF Title Video


Thursday, August 23, 2007

What to do with Snitsky

What to do with Snitsky?

Snitsky is often regarded as the worst wrestler on RAW, and maybe he is. He may even be the worst in the whole WWE. But he does have potential. If you watched the John Cena vs. Snitsky match from RAW last Monday, you probably weren't impressed, but I was. (By the way: if YouTube ever goes out... I'm screwed.)

So what to do with Snitsky. Unlike what many say, not all of Snitsky's moves suck. He is very good at high impact moves, such as closelines, and boots to the face. Last Monday he was throwing punches with John Cena. Why? If I was a 7'0" monster, I wouldn't be focused on throwing punches trying to wear John Cena down. I'd kick him in the face.

So my point? If Snitsky stuck to high impact moves, he may have the in ring ability to pull off a decent feud.

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What about his character? Is his character good enough to have a good feud? Sort of. If he got rid of the acne and the yellow teeth I think he'd be better off.

But his characters personality is great. "Their pain is my pleasure." Bravo WWE. Bra-Vo. And, as the old saying goes, you can never have too many psychos.

As a side note though, I don't think he could ever have a feud for any sort of title. As lame as that is, I think that's the way it's going to be. His character seems like he would only be interested in inflicting pain, not going for gold.

Triple H Returns to RAW Video

Obviously, this isn't from this year, but it's still neat.

Triple H Pedigree Video

Yea, good video. It starts off silent. Don't worry.

Ric Flair Tribute Video... WOOOOOOOOOOO!



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